Showing posts with label Hedo put down the sandwich and play. Show all posts
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

"That's all the time I need to stink up the Garden..."



HEDO: [snorrrre] [mumbles in sleep] mrmr...one shot...done for night...stinky sleep



STAN: HEDO, WAKE UPPPP!!! WAKE UP, YOU STINKY BASTARD!!!

HEDO: [snort] Wha--? 36 more minutes to slee-- [snore]



STAN: DAMNIT HEDO, WAKE UP!




HEDO: zzz....turkey...glue stick...hamburgers...zzz



STAN: Oh this is just great.



VA-JAY JAY: Coach, put me in! I'm ready!

STAN: Who the hell are you?

VA-JAY JAY: Coach, its me, JJ--

[Stan punches Va-Jay Jay in face]

HEDO: [snort] Wha-- 24 more minutes to sleep...zzzzzz....[snore]

STAN: WAKE UUUUPPPP!!!!!

HEDO: zzzz...new baby new baby new baby...zzzz...

STAN: HEDO WE ARE LOSING TO THE NEW YORK KNICKS! WAKE UP!!!




VA-JAY JAY: Look coach, I'm in Blue Man Group!

STAN: GODDAMMIT, SOMEBODY GET THIS SPIKY HAIRED BASTARD OUT OF HERE BEFORE I---


HEDO: [snort] mrmrm...oh, 6 minutes left to wake up...[yawn]... ok, I'm up! Stinky time!

STAN: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU WAIT TIL 6 MINUTES LEFT TO WAKE UP!?

HEDO: That's all the time I need to stink up the Garden.

[12 points later]

HEDO: See coach? I just need to show up at the end of the game and I--

[Stan punches Hedo in face]