GAMEDAY SHOWDOWN! LeDong James vs. Orlando Magic

LEBRON: Ok, here I go...walkin up to the scorers table...gonna do my signature 'chalk toss' right in front of Paul Porter---what the hell!

STUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON: Honk Honk! [shoots nose streamers]

LEBRON: Damnit, Dragon! You just shit on my face!

STUFF: Honk Honk! [thrusts belly in Lebron's direction]

LEBRON: What the hell? You stupid green--what are you anyway?

STUFF: Honk Honk! [falls off railing, lands on child]

LEBRON: That's it, wees gonna do some fightin!

STUFF: Honk HONK! [dunks over Lebron]

LEBRON: Wow, you's is high flying, my man! Now wipe this shit off my head and let's go get a beer!

STUFF: Honk Honk!

LEBRON: That's right, my man...and a hooker, too.

"That's all the time I need to stink up the Garden..."

HEDO: [snorrrre] [mumbles in sleep] mrmr...one shot...done for night...stinky sleep



STAN: HEDO, WAKE UPPPP!!! WAKE UP, YOU STINKY BASTARD!!!

HEDO: [snort] Wha--? 36 more minutes to slee-- [snore]

STAN: DAMNIT HEDO, WAKE UP!




HEDO: zzz....turkey...glue stick...hamburgers...zzz



STAN: Oh this is just great.

VA-JAY JAY: Coach, put me in! I'm ready!

STAN: Who the hell are you?

VA-JAY JAY: Coach, its me, JJ--

[Stan punches Va-Jay Jay in face]

HEDO: [snort] Wha-- 24 more minutes to sleep...zzzzzz....[snore]

STAN: WAKE UUUUPPPP!!!!!

HEDO: zzzz...new baby new baby new baby...zzzz...

STAN: HEDO WE ARE LOSING TO THE NEW YORK KNICKS! WAKE UP!!!

VA-JAY JAY: Look coach, I'm in Blue Man Group!

STAN: GODDAMMIT, SOMEBODY GET THIS SPIKY HAIRED BASTARD OUT OF HERE BEFORE I---

HEDO: [snort] mrmrm...oh, 6 minutes left to wake up...[yawn]... ok, I'm up! Stinky time!

STAN: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU WAIT TIL 6 MINUTES LEFT TO WAKE UP!?

HEDO: That's all the time I need to stink up the Garden.

[12 points later]

HEDO: See coach? I just need to show up at the end of the game and I--

[Stan punches Hedo in face]