I hope this pisses Dwight off as much as it does me...

From ESPN.com:

"The NBA Finals are set to tip off in just hours.

Time to pick a winner.

Sorry, Dwight. Even with Jameer, the Lakers just look too strong."

John Hollinger is just like all the other anul-ists who have been saying that the Magic did pretty good in the first 3 rounds of the playoffs, but there's no way that can continue. I think they are forgetting that they said the same thing after the Magic beat Philly. "Its the playoffs, and the Celtics are a different team than from the regular season! They are too playoff experienced!" Same thing with Cleveland..."There is no way Lebron is going to let Orlando win" yada yada yada...

We took down the defending champions (yes, they didn't have Kevin Garnett, but we didn't have Jameer). We took down the highest winning team in the league and their MVP. Now, suddenly everyone is saying this Lakers team is the best ever??? Magic Johnson is blowing Kobe Bryant and asking him what it's like to be greatest player ever???

The Orlando Magic have a message for you Magic Johnson, courtesy of long-time Magic fan Johnny Cash:

Open A Can Of This!

Finals Prep Sheet: How to get GAY with LA!

Hell-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO everybodyyyyy!!!!!! Being in the Finalth ith enough to make me SSSTHIIIIIIINNNNG!!!! Laaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaa laaaaa laaaaaa!!!!

Now lithen up! Let me thow you HOW TO GET GAY WITH LA! It worked for me! Lamar took a little convinthing...

But now Lamar ith all on board...tho I will demonthrate on hith ath. Come here thugarbritcheth! Firtht, you thart with a gentle rub on your favorite player'th ath. Oh...yeth! Lamar you been workin' out? I'm jutht kiddin'...I know you been workin' out.

Thee guyth, thath jutht thtep one! Now ith on to full fledged kith! You juth pull your fellow Laker player up clothe to you...and...[smooch]. Man, nothing geth me ready to thlam dunk than a nithe little pre-game kith. Luke! You want thome a dith? I thee you back there! Thorry, but once you go black you never go back! Don't you worry...cawth I got thomthin for you!

Yeah, thath it Luke. Juth let it happen. Don't rethitht it! You want to be able to thlam dunk over Rathard Lewith? Well, get ready...cause right now you between a rock and a hardplace they ain't gonna let you go! Your gonna have to fight your way out of that manwich! Fight hard, baby...fight HAAARD!

Well, I hope you enjoyed my tipth on how to get gay with LA. Whew, I am tho tired! Wait a thecond! An MVP doethn't get tired! You thee Lebron? When the going geth tough, and you think your teammates aren't giving enough to back you up? Even if your leggth give out on you at the end of the game? Thometimeth...you juth...got to...give them a little bit, too.

Oh yeah, witneth that!

Yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1995!