Open A Can Of This!

The Power of the Polish Hammer

Hey Lebron...eat this. Do you know what that is? Its Gortat's CRAP! You know what it tastes like?! IT TASTES LIKE BEING DOWN 3 TO 1!

New Design for NYC's Freedom Tower Revealed

Ladies and Gentlemen, feast your eyes upon the glory of what will become a symbol of America's Pride and ongoing perserverance against GDT's*. The 150 story "Tower of Dwight" will rise above the skyline of New York City with the prowess that Dwight Howard shows on the basketball court! Gaze upon the mighty of Dwight! See how his outstretched arm reaches high into the sky! Any of you GDT's that want to hijack a plane from our beloved airports and use it against us, BEWARE! Like Dwight's ability to send Paul Pierce's shot into the stands so too will the north 'arm' tower reject your feeble attempt to turrurrize us! Take note GDT's! America! Fuck Yeah!

And, you may be wondering to yourself...you know, it IS New York City after all...where is the Knicks' beloved shot blocker, Patrick Ewing? Well, just ask my father, Stan Van Gundy, why New York might not want Patrick Chewing.

Although, after this video...I almost hope they build a 'twin' tower near Dwight:

God bless you Patrick Chewing, God bless Dwight Howard's Dunks, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!



*God Damned Turrorists