Friday, April 3, 2009

GAMEDAY SHOWDOWN! LeDong James vs. Orlando Magic

LEBRON: Ok, here I go...walkin up to the scorers table...gonna do my signature 'chalk toss' right in front of Paul Porter---what the hell!

STUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON: Honk Honk! [shoots nose streamers]

LEBRON: Damnit, Dragon! You just shit on my face!

STUFF: Honk Honk! [thrusts belly in Lebron's direction]

LEBRON: What the hell? You stupid green--what are you anyway?

STUFF: Honk Honk! [falls off railing, lands on child]

LEBRON: That's it, wees gonna do some fightin!

STUFF: Honk HONK! [dunks over Lebron]

LEBRON: Wow, you's is high flying, my man! Now wipe this shit off my head and let's go get a beer!

STUFF: Honk Honk!

LEBRON: That's right, my man...and a hooker, too.


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