Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Euro talk thanks for joining me. You might have noticed, my playing time has been up this year. You are probably asking yourself...what can I do to become a better player, a better person...I want to be just like Gortat, he has it all together. Well, I haven't always been this way. I languished in Europe for many years, then when I got my big break, I found the true source of all my power. And the good news, you can tap into that power also. You are probably asking yourself, what is this strange power that Gortat speaks of?? I have noticed that he has been dominating on the court...sometimes I can't even tell if it is Howard or Gortat out there. Well...here it is:
Now you're probably saying what the fuck gortat, its a dragon?? Well, you are right. All of my powers come from a place called the dragon room. Having a bad day dragon room. Want some tight asian pussy? Dragon room. Need to blow off some steam cause your coach is screaming at you? Dragon room. Want to make fun of Turk because he's becoming a fat ass? Dragon room. Before, I would go home and jerk off into my pillow. Now I just head straight to the dragon room after every game. The key is, you have to be there all the time. The power of the dragon is really only truly understood by the asians, and I can never understand what the fuck they are talking about. All I know is those asians can drink and they never age. It has to be the power of the dragon. It energizes me and makes me play like Dwight. So please meet me down there and if you see me please buy me a drink...trust me, you'll feel better.
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