Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Breaking news: Heat retire four more numbers

Dodododoododdoddo (this is the sound of the wire for you non reporter people): The Miami heat have decided to retire four more numbers today.

Number 69: Obvious

Number 99: To honor the contribution of Wayne Gretzky to the heat organization.

Number 3: To honor the contribution of Dale Sr. and to hopefully make the rednecks of south Florida attend the games and take pictures of the jersey.

Number 6: Muhammad Ali once counted to the number six (obviously Pre-Parkinson's)

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