HEDO: [snorrrre] [mumbles in sleep] mrmr...one shot...done for night...stinky sleep
STAN: HEDO, WAKE UPPPP!!! WAKE UP, YOU STINKY BASTARD!!!
HEDO: [snort] Wha--? 36 more minutes to slee-- [snore]
STAN: DAMNIT HEDO, WAKE UP!
HEDO: zzz....turkey...glue stick...hamburgers...zzz
STAN: Oh this is just great.
VA-JAY JAY: Coach, put me in! I'm ready!
STAN: Who the hell are you?
VA-JAY JAY: Coach, its me, JJ--
[Stan punches Va-Jay Jay in face]
HEDO: [snort] Wha-- 24 more minutes to sleep...zzzzzz....[snore]
STAN: WAKE UUUUPPPP!!!!!
HEDO: zzzz...new baby new baby new baby...zzzz...
STAN: HEDO WE ARE LOSING TO THE NEW YORK KNICKS! WAKE UP!!!
VA-JAY JAY: Look coach, I'm in Blue Man Group!
STAN: GODDAMMIT, SOMEBODY GET THIS SPIKY HAIRED BASTARD OUT OF HERE BEFORE I---
HEDO: [snort] mrmrm...oh, 6 minutes left to wake up...[yawn]... ok, I'm up! Stinky time!
STAN: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU WAIT TIL 6 MINUTES LEFT TO WAKE UP!?
HEDO: That's all the time I need to stink up the Garden.
[12 points later]
HEDO: See coach? I just need to show up at the end of the game and I--
[Stan punches Hedo in face]
I'm gonna throw my signed Turk-a-shoe at him.
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