The best thing about sports games is when sportscasters use phrases that can be misconstrued as sexual innuendo. I know, I know...you're saying, "No its not...I enjoy the thrill of the game!" Well, that's because your a stupid moron. You're the kind of person that looks at the above picture and says, "Oh look! A picture of Magic Television broadcaster David Steele!" And that's because you're gay. But why is our beloved broadcaster interviewing someone who would rather have something besides a microphone in her face?
Well, that's because he's a smut peddler. The filth that spews out of his mouth sometimes is disturbing. Add to that Matty Goukas and its like I'm watching a snuff film!
Case in point: Last nights win over the New York Knicks after being down all of the game, giving David "Porno-mouth" Steele and Matt "I'll put it anywhere" Goukas the chance to say this gem over and over all night:
"They really came from behind tonight!"
"It looked like they were gonna come, and come, and finally...they came from behind."
Good lord, guys. Let's have a little couth. Add to that the Magic's backcourt defense problems and you have these poopoo mouths yelling:
"Oh, he took it right up the middle!"
"Boy, he exploded up the middle that time, didn't he Matt?"
"Let's go find a hooker in Times Square after this!"
I can't really confirm that last comment...but hey, we don't here them during the commercials.
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