July 7, 2003...Heart and Hustle becomes Resist and Assault. Beloved point guard Darrell Armstrong gets arrested outside a downtown nightclub (no Gortat, it wasn't Dragon Room). In the scuffle he gets charged for resisting arrest and assaulting an officer. Wait! I meant a FEMALE officer! Nice one Darrell! But of course the organization is willing to work with one of the town's most favorite players and forgive him and give him a second chance------nope sorry Darrell. Let us know how the weather is in New Orlea---
---oh, sorry...Dallas! Nawlins sends you to Cowboy Town. Well, enjoy the steak---
---oh, wait...damnit. Traded from there too.
See Darrell, see what happens when you do that to a woman? We'll let the Polish Yardstick give you some advice:
P Hammer: Darrell, when a woman at a nightclub wants to put you in handcuffs...you say YESSS!!!! Next time, I'll take you to the Dragon Room and show you how me and VaJayJay pull in the tang.
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