Time to translate for you English speaking morons

It's a good thing for you I speak Polish....


Translation: When Gortat was a little boy there was a girl who stuck her tongue out at him. Gortat thought long and hard about beating her to death, Darrell Armstrong style. But then after a talk with his mother, he decided another course of action.


Cut to Gortat slamming teddy bear.


Cut to Gortat choking teddy bear to death.


Cut to the little girl who has aged 4 times faster than anyone staring at a Gortat Jersey.


Cut to shitty yogurt that we hope to sell on the coattails of Gortat's awesomeness.

Now watch it again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-2rhOy6r0M